Insert bad photoshopping, low-quality gifs, lame puns, obvious sex jokes and reused macros 'til the end of time here. 'Cause, you know, that's how long this Erik and Charles soap opera will last.

...In other words, there's nothing here that's srs business.

23rd October 2011

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Dragneto was one of Erik’s targets. Maybe. I guess.

Dragneto was one of Erik’s targets. Maybe. I guess.

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23rd October 2011

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Children, we have a big announcement to make…

Ready for this?

Let’s find out.

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30th September 2011

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9th September 2011

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Are you ready for this?

So what do you think Erik’s saying? Wat

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2nd September 2011

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I’m assuming this is how one of Charles’ many children would end up looking like. That’s why Erik would knock up Charles as often as possible — so they can populate the mansion with absolute hotness. All their kids would have an inherent secondary sexiness mutation passed down from the genes of their sexy daddies. GROOVY.

Clearly, they’re the Adam and Eve of mutants.
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I’m assuming this is how one of Charles’ many children would end up looking like. That’s why Erik would knock up Charles as often as possible — so they can populate the mansion with absolute hotness. All their kids would have an inherent secondary sexiness mutation passed down from the genes of their sexy daddies. GROOVY.

Clearly, they’re the Adam and Eve of mutants.

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1st September 2011

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Fanmade X-Men: First Class Opening Credits

X-Men: First Class Title Sequence from Joe D! on Vimeo.

Created quite a while before the movie came out. Truly amazing, especially considering there weren’t many promotional shots to work with.

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30th August 2011

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And Charles wanted to feel how much traction the bedsheets could offer.
THIS IS AS VERITABLE AS THE THEORY OF GRAVITY.

And Charles wanted to feel how much traction the bedsheets could offer.

THIS IS AS VERITABLE AS THE THEORY OF GRAVITY.

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22nd August 2011

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Telepaths are off-limits.

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17th August 2011

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Romance movie of the year

AKA what happens when one person stares at this poster for too long.

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