Insert bad photoshopping, low-quality gifs, lame puns, obvious sex jokes and reused macros 'til the end of time here. 'Cause, you know, that's how long this Erik and Charles soap opera will last.

...In other words, there's nothing here that's srs business.

2nd September 2011

Photo reblogged from Alter-Narcissism with 82 notes

I’m assuming this is how one of Charles’ many children would end up looking like. That’s why Erik would knock up Charles as often as possible — so they can populate the mansion with absolute hotness. All their kids would have an inherent secondary sexiness mutation passed down from the genes of their sexy daddies. GROOVY.

Clearly, they’re the Adam and Eve of mutants.
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I’m assuming this is how one of Charles’ many children would end up looking like. That’s why Erik would knock up Charles as often as possible — so they can populate the mansion with absolute hotness. All their kids would have an inherent secondary sexiness mutation passed down from the genes of their sexy daddies. GROOVY.

Clearly, they’re the Adam and Eve of mutants.

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Tagged: MY FEELINGS ARE CONFUSED YET AROUSEDfassavoyjames mcavoymcfassymichael fassbendermorphthingmpregcharles xavierprofessor xerik lehnsherrmagnetodid i just write an entire paragraph on cherik's hypothetical childrenwatcherikcondoms were never an option

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1st September 2011

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Fanmade X-Men: First Class Opening Credits

X-Men: First Class Title Sequence from Joe D! on Vimeo.

Created quite a while before the movie came out. Truly amazing, especially considering there weren’t many promotional shots to work with.

Tagged: James McAvoyMichael FassbenderX-men X-Men: First Classcreepy baconkevin baconlehnsherr. erik lehnsherrmagnetoprofessor xsexiest stick figures evercharles xaviererik lehnsherr

29th August 2011

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Charles’ legs are named rage and serenity; Erik must find the point in between.

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28th August 2011

Photo reblogged from Old Friends: Erik Lehnsherr & Charles Xavier with 15,100 notes

glower:

anthonyjcrowley:

glower:

What do you mean this isn’t a romance movie poster.



THAT’S RIGHT USE YOUR PHOTOSHOP POWERS FOR GOOD

You think romance, I think raunchy sex comedy.

glower:

anthonyjcrowley:

glower:

What do you mean this isn’t a romance movie poster.

THAT’S RIGHT USE YOUR PHOTOSHOP POWERS FOR GOOD

You think romance, I think raunchy sex comedy.

Tagged: Charles Xaviercherikfassavoymagnetoprofessor xtonight we celebrate the best photo to ever hit fandomwatjames mcavoymichael fassbender

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22nd August 2011

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Telepaths are off-limits.

Tagged: when threatened the shark will bend metal aggressively to protect its matewhat in god's name were you planning to do with that telepath Shaw?!shaw-jo charles... sharles?X-menX-Men: First ClassKevin Baconerik/charlesErik and CharlesErikCharlescherikCharles XavierErik Lehnsherrprofessor xmagnetofassavoymcbendermcfassyjames mcavoymichael fassbendersharks don't like bacon very muchcreepy shaw is creepysebastian shaw

17th August 2011

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Romance movie of the year

AKA what happens when one person stares at this poster for too long.

Tagged: and so the shark fell in love with the labratwhat an adorable labratwhat a strong sexy sharkfassavoymcbendermcfassyJames McAvoy would be the perfect Bellajames mcavoymichael fassbenderfassyErik Lehnsherrerik lensherrcharles xavierprofessor xgayromancetwilightX-MenX-Men: First Classeverything > twilightmutants > vampiresmore sparkly than any vampirewhat have i done

7th August 2011

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Oh snap.

“DON’T MIND ME I’M JUST READING MY OWN MIND”

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30th July 2011

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X-Men: First Class Fanfiction (A Summary)

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16th July 2011

Video reblogged from Ondine with 197 notes

James Bond trailer - X-Men: First Class edition.

Here, your internet; take it, its yours.

Tagged: I didn't think Charles was capable of making that soundLehnsherr. Erik LehnsherrJames McAvoy would be the perfect Bond GirlErik LehnsherrCharles Xavierprofessor xmagnetoMichael Fassbenderjames mcavoyfassavoymcbendermcfassyX-menX-Men: First ClassCasino RoyaleJames Bondlmao charles as vesper

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